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STOP! SO, YOU WANT TO RANK #1 ON GOOGLE FOR YOUR THE WOODLANDS BUSINESS?
THAT'S GREAT! But... before you partner with anyone for your The Woodlands SEO needs, including Blumoo Creative, there's something you need to understand first:
IT WILL NOT BE EASY! It will take hard work and dedication from YOU. It will require you to believe 100% in your product or service, and it will require you to back that belief with a measurable financial investment to market it to the world.
If you think you will become a millionaire overnight or expect your business to turnaround in a few weeks by spending a $200 a month on advertising...
then this The Woodlands SEO agency isn't right for you!
Blumoo Creative Marketing Agency is a The Woodlands SEO Company that specializes in implementing high-performing SEO strategies.
Updated: 15th of September, 2023
Dear Business Builder,
If you are on the hunt for a surefire technique to get your The Woodlands business to the top of Google for the most sought-after search terms in your area...
Oh boy, you are in for a treat because this will be the most exciting message you'll ever read!
Let me explain why:
Google rankings can have a dramatic effect on your venture.
But SEO is a thing of the past, it's OLD news, right?
Dead and buried together with Panda, Penguin, and the rest, right?
WRONG! OH, SO WRONG!
It's clear that Facebook and Instagram should not be overlooked when it comes to advertising...
In reality, the most lucrative...
Most rewarding and profitable source of traffic...
Comes from Google's organic (free) listings...
If your target demographics cannot find you on Google, your company may as well not even exist!
Listen to me, The Woodlands SEO is making a major come back!
So, if you've put all your eggs in the Facebook & Google Ads basket...
These alarming stats will likely scare the bejesus out of you...
THE AVERAGE COST PER CLICK ON GOOGLE ADS HAS INCREASED 244% IN 4 YEARS!
And it's not just Google.
The average CPC on Facebook has increased by 171% in the last 12 months.
And it is expected to increase TWICE AS MUCH in 2023!
And things are only going to get worse...
The cost of advertising on these platforms will only ever go in one direction - UP... WAY UP!
We get it, maybe you've had bad experiences with SEO in the past and we're taken advantage of by lying, disgusting The Woodlands SEO agency sleazebags who raked you over the coals and burning you to a crisp...
They promised the world to you, and at the best, delivered an outdated Rand McNally atlas.
Even if they managed to get you ranking on page one of Google...
Most likely, it was for some phony wanna be keywords that got next to no traffic.
Crappy keywords, like, "left-handed attorneys in The Woodlands ..."
Or "The best used paint in Miami Florida".
:: ROLLS EYES ::
That's one of the many ways these deceitful companies try to cheat you.
MOST THE WOODLANDS SEO COMPANIES HAVE IT ALL WRONG!
They focus on rankings, pixie dust, unicorns, rainbows, and not on revenue.
I'm not saying that rankings and visits (and pixie dust) are useless, they are great...
But if those visitors don't convert into real cold cash, it doesn't matter.
See what I'm saying?
Because, you can't take keyword rankings to the bank, you can't use them to pay your employees' wages...
You can't utilize them to pay your overhead costs...
And you sure as hell can't use them to buy a sparkling new BMW 755.
"Look honey, we rank #1 on Google!"
::: basks in the ray of sunshine ranking happiness :::
So, listen up, Sparky, the main thing that is important here, is the amount of income and benefit those rankings produce for your business.
None of that other mumbo jumbo crap.
End of story. That's it. Put a fork in it.
No matter what so-called “The Woodlands SEO Experts” and “Geeks” will tell you...
This is the truth.
Now this may sound hasty to the inexperienced ear.
It may make us appear to be brusque, yet that is just on the grounds that the unforgiving truth is talked so uncommonly these days.
It's like an old tribal language that the vast majority have overlooked how to talk.
Especially The Woodlands SEO agencies.
Because they’re more concerned with making a quick buck, then they are about forming long-lasting business partnerships.
Maybe you're thinking...
THE WOODLANDS SEO DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO "TRICK" GOOGLE INTO RANKING YOUR SITE!
Maybe you're telling yourself that SEO is just too hard or tricky to figure out...
So instead, you're continuously giving away a bunch of money to Google and Facebook, since they are "so predictable".
If that's what you're doing, you're essentially gifting your most valuable customers, the ones who are on the "prowl", searching for your products and services...
To your competitors on a silver platter.
And you're walking right into the trap that Google has laid out for you.
Yep, it's all been very carefully planned...
Their incessant algorithm improvements and ticking time bombs have left you mumbling...
SEO is just too darn complicated...
Maybe I should just take out a huge wad of cash and throw it at Google.
It gets better... even if you've done SEO in the past, there's a problem.
Because the rules of SEO have dramatically changed.
The methods you used previously to get your website to the top of Google won't cut it in 2023 and could even get you penalized.
So, if you thought you could simply just keep "putting out great 10X content"...
And get great keyword rankings, think again.
Because that “The Woodlands SEO Expert” you hired has just turned your website into a live minefield...
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL GOOGLE'S CRAWLERS FIND IT AND IT BLOWS UP!
Flatlining your traffic...
Wiping your rankings off the face of the earth.
Why? Well, the 99% of The Woodlands SEO companies resort to shady rank-boosting tactics, one of them being PBNs (Private Blog Networks).
This is a way of setting up a network of sites with no real value on the web, they only exist to link to their clients' websites.
(This is a cheap and nasty approach to increasing rankings!)
However, if you ask a The Woodlands SEO Company if they use PBNs, they will probably lie straight to your face and say no...
Who in their right mind, especially a business owner, would hire them if they admitted to it?
They make use of PBNs since it's an inexpensive and effective way for link building to get websites ranking fast.
That is, until the Google team, made up of the most capable engineers in the world, find these nests of dubious procedures - which go against their regulations...
And then, you get penalized.
Your website gets zipped up in a body bag and taken to the morgue.
And then buried in the virtual graveyard of other websites that have tried to "deceive" Google.
This might have worked in the past, but...
And now, you have to be up-to-date with the latest trends that are in style in the present year, that's 2023!
To keep a stranglehold of the competition.
You'd better watch out or you'll be reduced to dust that will be swept away by the breeze.
And we’ve worked with hundreds of clients in over 100's of niches...
Going up against the most ferocious and cashed-up competitors, in markets where a single click costs $193 PER CLICK!
Having experienced the ebbs and flows of the market from family-run shops to vast, multi-billion dollar corporations ...
We've concocted a totally unprecedented methodology that incorporates....
The Fastest Traffic-Booming Secrets To Increase Organic Traffic Known To Man!
And, all of this is the exact opposite of what SEO agencies and self-proclaimed "specialists" have told you.
And here's the proof!
60,000+ Searches Happen Each Second
In 2023, SEO is not about ranking for popular terms; it’s about being found when it matters most. Our skilled SEO experts carefully research the right keywords for your business, ensuring you are gaining qualified traffic that converts to your bottom line.
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Here's a tiny peek of what you'll find out:
- 3 potentially deadly pitfalls that The Woodlands SEO Agencies will never disclose (which are like putting a ticking time bomb around your business)
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And more... a lot more!
So, here's the deal - just pop your info into the box down there, click the "send me my report" button, and you'll get this report right away as a PDF. It's free, and the tips inside will increase your sales like you wouldn't believe!
But if you've seen enough and just want to know for sure, without a second thought...
September SPACES ARE ALMOST GONE! RESERVE YOUR SPOT TODAY!
FINALLY, HOW TO RANK ON PAGE ONE OF GOOGLE AND BECOME A BEAST OF SEARCH RESULTS!
Listen, we get it...
You've taken the SEO route and have seen it all...
The false promises, the empty promises, and the scorching disappointment that left you feeling like you just got hit by a flaming arrow.
We know you can still feel the heat even if you shut your eyes tight.
Why bother trying to convince you that we're different...
From those bumbling buffoons who gave you more excuses than actual outcomes?
Instead, we've decided to put our money where our mouth is and let the results do the talking!
For a limited time only, we've made the bold decision to gamble with our own money...
Just to PROVE to you that we're not your average run-of-the-mill company.
That's right, we're really wild and crazy agency that's brave (or foolish) enough to actually guarantee results or we don't get paid.
So... we both have skin-in-the-game.
Secondly, we're not some fly-by-night operation run by a couple of teenagers in their mom's basement...(although that would be pretty impressive for a day-old agency).
We've been doing this SEO game for like over 10 years, which is like 20 thousand years online...
Listen, our strategies are proven... they work!
And that is why for a limited time we're offering...
If not now, then when??
Yep, you heard it right...
Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together and get ready to be wowed!
Our doors have swung open once again and we're ready to take on a few lucky clients with our no-brainer offer...
And if you're reading this - it means you've stumbled upon one of the few remaining spots - congratulations!
And for the month of September, we're giving businesses in the US and Canada a chance to sit down with us for a complimentary, 30-minute strategy session.
We'll spill the beans on during the call on how to reach the top of Google and watch your sales SKYROCKET!
Hold the phone folks, this is no ordinary "strategy session" (*cough* sales pitch), with some knucklehead clown...
Who couldn't tell Google dominance from a hole in the ground.
We're the real deal, folks, and we know exactly what it takes to crush the competition on the world's favorite search engine!
Anyways, you can find out more what all is included during our call.
But don't mess around, spots are filling up fast for September
So, click below and reserve your spot.
If not now, then when??